Bahahahaha! Just kidding!
I'm what you call a complete moron when it comes to makeup.
One day last week though, Miles watched me put on my makeup in the car. He said "Doing, Momma?", and I explained that momma's wear makeup sometimes but little boys don't....yada-yada.
Even if I do put makeup on, the chances of me wearing lipstick are slim-to-none. I'm a Burt's Bees kinda girl. But I put my lipstick - the same and only one I've had for an unmentionable amount of time - on top of my purse in the chair by the door the other night as I was preparing to go out...
And this is what I found a short time after that...
The camera was also sitting in the chair by the door, so I grabbed it quickly.
"Miles, little boys don't wear Momma's makeup."
"That's a big no-no, buddy. Even though I'm taking your picture."
"Give the lipstick to me, please."
Look at that face!
I took him to the bathroom and showed him what he looked like.
He was very upset. "Mes-sy, momma!" "Oh no!"
I don't think he'll do it again, but....
Now, I have no lipstick to wear. Even if I wanted to.
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